Merry X-mas and a Happy Little Monster

Jingle bells, Jingle bells
the sound of an egg
cracking for a new life
and a little monster
is comming to town

It looks like a bearded dragon
and ghastly pretty
with those red hungry eyes
willing to eat your whole city!

Merry X-mas
and a Happy Little Monster
in a little straw bed
fuck water,
drink wine instead!

I think I'm falling in love
with some monstruosity
and while snows in the streets
he runs over my heart
under my sheets

Bearded dragon,
I command you to ruin X-Mas!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!

Merry X-mas
and a Happy Little Monster
in a little straw bed
fuck water,
drink blood instead!